Taken from Comments on E! Kristin Dos Santos' Post

Taken from Comments on E!'s Kristin Dos Santos' Post.

Thanks to Rachel for starting this and everyone who participated!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The World's Response

Ryan Murphy's Mom Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:22 PM
GET STAMOS OFF MY SHOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! WILL AND EMMA BELONG TOGETHER! RYAN IF THIS DOESN"T HAPPEN YOU ARE NO LONGER MY SON!

Jayma Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:29 PM
I am weeping

God Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:32 PM
Not a day goes by when I don't regret allowing John Stamos to be conceived. What a disgrace to television. Come on, "bro," gtfo Glee. These Wemma fans are powerful.

Ryan Murphy's Soul Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:34 PM
Hey Ryan, remember when you sold me to the devil? Yea me too

Ryan Murphy's Brain Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:34 PM
don't forget about me ryan! I'm still here....just search deep within yourself to find it. I bet you know the sound of one clap.....i bet you do.

John Stamos Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:37 PM
I'M IN YO' SCENES, SCREWING YO' OTP UP.

Ryan Murphy's Brain Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:38 PM
Ryan Murphy's Soul...MARRY ME

Antione Dodson Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:42 PM
HIDE YO' EMMA, HIDE YO' RING FINGER, AND HIDE YO' V-CARD, 'CAUSE CARL HOWELL IS RUINING ER'THING OUT HERE. WE GON' FIND YOU, WE GON' FIND YOU.

Suzie Pepper Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:42 PM
You know what hurts even more then shoving a hot pepper down your esophagus? RYAN MURPHY ******** WITH WILL AND EMMA!!! Stamos better leave this show now or I will BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN WITH THE FIRE OF A MILLION JALEPENOS!!!

Sandy Ryerson Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:46 PM
KILL YOURSELF!

Adam Campbell Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:46 PM
I cannot stand idly by and let my wife suffer like this. I'm the one who has to listen to her sob every night because of this monstrosity, and I will not take it anymore! Stamos needs to go.

Regina Phalange Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:48 PM
I agree with the comment that this show really needs a female writer on staff. It would do wonders for the romantic story lines. They've made Emma incredibly weak.

Stamos' Belly Button Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:49 PM
Please get John off the show, no one wants to see whats underneath his shirt!

Carl's Frankie Boustier Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:57 PM
Please, PLEASE take John Stamos off Glee. You don't know the things I've seen...

Matthew Morrison's A$$ Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:58 PM
Get Stamos off the show so I can have more air time.

Bang Swoosh Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 1:58 PM
STAMOS YOU KILLED ME AND I WILL HAUNT YOU FROM THE GRAVE! START RUNNING.

Art Vandelay Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 2:08 PM
I wouldn't even hire Stamos as my latex salesman. He's got to go. IMMEDIATELY.

Emma's Lower Half Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 2:09PM
I am so tired of all of this. One day they bring me in and let me rub up against Will Schuester, and the next day they throw me at some Viagra- requiring 50 year old. Stop teasing me like this and GET JOHN STAMOS THE **** OFF GLEE.

Rachel Berry Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 4:32 PM
I want to sing solos and make people cry while Wemma makes out in the background. I regret interrupting their last kiss.

Rebecca Katsopolous Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 5:57 PM
YOU KNOW WHERE JESSIE IS? omg I've been looking for him for 15 years! He can't be married, we're married, we have twins! What will Nickie and Alex think. Please Uncle Jessie come home to your family in San Francisco

Rachel Green Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:11 PM
This isn't a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!

The Monster Under Your Bed Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:12 PM
I'm scared.

Anastasia Beaverhousen Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:12 PM
Dentists come and go, but Wemma is forever.

Emma Pillsbury's V-card Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:21 PM
Carl needs to leave now. I only belong to Will

Jesus Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:26 PM
Even I'm not taking the wheel on this one.

Ghost of Christmas Past Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:26 PM
I will bring you back to the day Emma told Will she was dating her Dentist. This is where the horror all began.

Ghost of Christmas Present Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:27 PM
Emma tells Will she married her dentist. THE MOST HORRIBLE THING TO HAPPEN ON THE SHOW!!!

Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:28 PM
Wemma Babies.

John Stamos Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:31 PM
Come on bro, even I'm getting sick of myself.

Emma's Chastity Belt Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:33 PM
I am prepared to do major damage. GTFO Stamos.

One Sue Sylvester Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:37 PM
Dear Journal, I have one solution for Carl and Emma. EUTHANIZE IT! For the sake of modern science, I'd like to see what bush baby eyes and ass chins look like on Wemma spawn. I ship it.

Brittany Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:41 PM
Who's Carl?

The Real Jesus Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:43 PM
that other Jesus is an imposter... just like John Stamos

Sawyer Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:43 PM
Son of a bitch! Let's get Toothy the **** off of this show. Now, Wemma? Ain't that sweet.

Sandy Ryerson Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:45 PM
Back off Emma, he's mine. CANDY!!!!

Kenneth Parcell Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:46 PM
I love two things. Television and Wemma. Stamos, get off of my show or I will feed you to the angry hill people back in Stone Mountain, Georgia.

Cliff Clavin Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:48 PM
You know Ryan Murphy, Florida produces about 75% of the U.S. oranges and accounts for about 40% of the world's orange juce supply. Orange juice can cause erosion of tooth enamel. My point? SHIP CARL TO FLORIDA!

Ryan's Ugly Yellow Hat Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 6:48 PM
I can finally admit that Ryan Murphy wears me to hide the big indentation in his head where his brain once was.

First Thirteen Episodes Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:01 PM
BOW DOWN TO ME. BOW DOWN TO ME.

Ricky Ricardo Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:02 PM
Ryan Murphy, you gotta lotta splainin' to do! WEMMA.

Don Draper Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:05 PM
Wemma. It's toasted.

Lucy Ricardo Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:05 PM
Emma Pillsbury-Howell? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Bruno Mars Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:07 PM
Just the Way You Are was about Wemma. GTFO Stamos

Insane Yellow Blouse Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:11 PM
I'm going on strike. This is ******** ************** ********

Van Gogh's "Scream" Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:13 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (re: Carl)

Kristin Dos Santos Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:14 PM
Hey guys! Got a new spoiler for you. I have some sources that hint that...something happens. At some point. On Glee. shocking twist, right?

Terri Del Monaco Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:17 PM
Now that I have a glue gun that works, I'm finally able to step back and examine my life. And I realize that the best thing for everyone is for Will Schuester and Emma Pillsbury to spend the rest of their lives banging each other.

Becky Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:20 PM
Get rid of Stamos....or I. WILL. CUT. YOU

C-3PO Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:22 PM
Ryan Murphy's chances of successfully navigating season 2 are 9,763 to 1.

Abraham Lincoln Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:23 PM
Four score and seven years ago, Ryan Murphy brought forth on this TV show a new dentist, conceived in spite, and dedicated to the proposition that all men can control and pressure their girlfriends. We can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this ground. The brave Will Schuester, living and heartbroken, who struggled here, has consecrated it, far above Carl's poor power to add or detract. TAKE JOHN STAMOS OFF GLEE.

Sarah Palin Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:27 PM
I will hunt you from a helicopter Stamos... I need me some Wemma

Albert Einstein Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:29 PM
The Atomic Bomb was a better idea than putting Stamos on Glee.

Kanye West Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:30 PM
Yo Carma, I'm really happy for you(actually no i'm not, i'm angry), and I'ma let you finish (cuz you'll be gone soon)...but Wemma is the best couple of all time. all time.

Ryan Murphy's Dignity Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:32 PM
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Santana L. Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:35 PM
If I tell a policeman that the hot dentist drilled me in his office, can Ms. P and Mr. Schue be together? Because he did.

George Costanza Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:36 PM
Hey Howell, the jerk store called. They're running out of you.

Rick Astley Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:37 PM
CARL AND EMMA DIDN'T REALLY GET MARRIED, YOU ALL JUST GOT RICKROLL'D! AHAHAHAH. But seriously, someone kick him off that show.

Future Wemma Baby Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:38 PM
Ryan I would like to BORN sometime before the show ends. Take Stamos off the show and let my mommy and daddy be happy before they get married and have me.

Pablo Neruda Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:38 PM
I love you like......I do not love you as.....GAHHHH I CAN'T DO IT!! I NEED INSPIRATION!! Bring back Wemma!!

Bon Qui Qui Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:39 PM
Girl, I will CUT you!! John Stamos...sa-curity!! SA-CURITY! we have a complicated order. he needs ta go...needs ta go.

Forever Alone Guy Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:45 PM
DON'T LET WILL SCHUESTER END UP LIKE ME.

Ms. Chanadler Bong Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:52 PM
Could Carl BE any more of a douche bag?

Principal Figgins Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:52 PM
I will not tolerate these shenanigans at this school! No more dentists.

The Soup Nazi Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:58 PM
Emma, no more Howell for you. NEXT!

Future Carma Baby Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:59 PM
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Surprised Sue Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 7:59 PM
oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see the dentist, is gonna get dumped, and then, and then, Emma and Will are gonna have sex and then. * * oh my gawwwwwwwwwwwwddddddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Penelope Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:00 PM
I was a wemma shipper before any of you were.

Debbie Downer Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:02 PM
Most television shows which drag out romantic relationships between main characters end up getting cancelled before those relationships can be resolved. wah. wuh.

Strutting Leo Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:05 PM
I just can't strut to Stamos. I can strut through all space and time but if I see Dr. Carl Howell on my screen Tuesday nights at 8, I can tell you Glee will sink faster than the Titanic (the actual ship and not my awesome movie). So strut off Stamos. Be gone so I can strut once again, perhaps along side Prancing Cera.

Future Wemma Baby Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:06 PM
I don't think immaculate conception will work this time. Get rid of Stamos so Wemma can be together!

Season 3 Will Schuester Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:16 PM
Hi everyone, well after Emma's annulment we made up in NYC and made love. We then dated and I proposed to her before Sectionals since everything that happens in our life involving marriage always happens around this time. We are very happy and we can't even remember what happened last year its all in the past and I have so much to look forward to with my beautiful and amazing fiance.

Double Rainbow Guy Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:19 PM
Will and Emma all the way. Woah......oh woah man, OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH WOW!!! WOAAAAAAAAAHHH! Oh my God.........what does it mean? So intense. Their future, it's so bright and vivid.......(sobbing) Ohhhh, Ohhh It's beginning to look like a possibility!!! God it's so beautiful!! Tell me what it means!!!!

Avagadro Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:22 PM
Glee would be 6.02 x 10^23 times better if Carl was gone

Sassy Gay Friend Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:23 PM
Ryan Murphy: What, what, what are you doing?! you are RUINING glee!! Carma? really, carma??! what kind of pairing is that? this fate could have been avoided IF Ryan Murphy had a sassy gay friend He's a stupid b!tch.

Swedish Chef Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:26 PM
smordy borkbork corddirdish orkschmorch Wemma!

Jessie Spano Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:28 PM
I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so. . . so. . .scared!!!! Fix the show. Get rid of Stamos.

Shirtless Will Schuester Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:30 PM
Come back to me Emma and rest your face all on me again.

Wilfred Brimley Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:33 PM
You know what I like even more than free diabeetus glucose monitors? WEMMA BABIES!

Brad Falchuk Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:41 PM
Ryan made me do it.

Jack Berger Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:43 PM
Stamos, I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me.

Tim Gunn Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:48 PM
It's make it work time, Ryan! Don't bore Nina. (ie Nina hates Stamos)

Sigmund Freud Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:50 PM
Ryan Murphy, I can see that you have an anal expulsive personality but please stop $hitting on Glee

The Nard Dog Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 8:57 PM
Beer me some wemma.

Nora Ephron Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 9:00 PM
Watch. And Learn. Or just let me write the ******* show.

Stanley Kowalski Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 9:02 PM
WEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Frank Costanza Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 9:02 PM
Serenity now!

Barney Stinson Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 11:02 PM
I cannot WAIT until Carl finally leaves glee. It's gonna be legend- wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant, because the second half of that word is- dary! LEGENDARY!

Christopher Cross Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 11:42 PM
I only jam to Wemma!

April Rhodes Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 11:44 PM
I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes but I need one now. Because Will Schuester deserves to be happy and with the woman he loves.

Baby Beth Corcoran Wed, Dec 1, 2010, 11:45 PM
I can't marry a Wemma baby if they don't ever get busy! GTFO Stamos.

Samuel L Jackson Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 6:29 AM
Enough is enough! I have it it with this mother f***ing dentist all over Emma f***ing Pillsbury. I am aware that there's an invention called television, and on this invention they show shows but.... ENOUGH IT ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHER F***ING GUEST STARS ON THIS MOTHER F***ING SHOW!

Matthew's Lubriderm Curls Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 3:44 AM
Oh Emma, you know you want to run your hands thru my luscious locks. If you try that with Carl, you'll need a decontamination shower.

Tom Cruise Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 7:12 AM
Hey Carl. Impressive bro. We should do lunch and trade mind control secrets. I've got a few up my sleeve you might want to give a shot at.

Michael Gary Scott Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 7:44 AM
Ryan Murphy, why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I want Wemma to do something fun... or exciting, you make it *not* that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be. Dr. Carl MARRIED Emma? NO! GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO NO NOOOOOOOOO

Juno MacGuff Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 8:12 AM
Emma, you need to leave that Carl guy before you get fo' shizz up the spout, 'cause that's one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet. Honest to blog, stop babbling away about your friggin' boyfriend's pieballs and just get back with Will already. Yo yo yiggady yo

Diane Keaton Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 4:52 PM
Ryan Murphy, you do not deserve to live in my ******* house until you get STAMOS off your ******* show. La-Dee-Dah.

Elmo Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:02 PM
Elmo doest like the man with the scary belly button....He's a scary man.

Evolution Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:09 PM
John Stamos was not my intended endgame... GTFO

Waldo Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:11 PM
Emma married Carl? I know what its like to be lost.

United Nations Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:16 PM
We have determined that is a violation of the Geneva convention to have viewers see John Stamos on Glee. Effective IMMEDIATELY.

Run-off Lagoon Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:19 PM
Even I wasn't this cruel to Emma Pillsbury.

Howard Bamboo Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:21 PM
I can't count to 7 episodes. Let's make is zero. Get rid of Carl Howell. He's a bed wetter.

Jeff Probst Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:23 PM
Carl? The tribe has spoken.

Whitney Houston Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:23 PM
Bobbbbbbaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!This Carl Howell has got to go. I can't stay sober if this **** keeps happening.

City of Las Vegas Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:24 PM
We would just like to apologize for this inconvenience.

Emma Pillsbury's Ring Finger Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:25 PM
**** all of you! I'm the one who has to bear this *****

Red and Green Grapes Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:29 PM
No offense, but we'd prefer not to intermingle. Also, Will Schuester has the hottest *** ever. Get rid of Stamos.

JCrew Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:30 PM
We will not allow our clothes to be seen anywhere in the vicinity of John Stamos. It's bad for sales.

Titanic Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:46 PM
These writers are sinking pretty low with this storyline, and that's coming from me.

Maury Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 5:48 PM
Carl Howell, you are NOT the future father.

Lima, Ohio Retirement Home Thu, Dec 2, 2010, 6:02 PM
Oh, you guys found Carl?? He's been missing from our home for some time now. Please bring him back immediately.